January 2010
53 posts
I know CPR, I can help...
On Monday night I had just finished blowdrying my hair when I heard a little bit of a commotion outside my house. At first I thought it was just the usual junior high hooligans that hang out and destroy everything, but then I noticed something that I couldn’t ignore: The voice of disparity. I was half clothed, so I quickly ran down the stairs trying to put more appropriate clothing on. As I...
upanddowns:
thedailywhat:
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Surprise guest Ed Helms plays off Conan’s career to the tune of “Stu’s Song” from The Hangover.
[ttswco.]
for my bff
and original song here
Ahhh, crystal meth tweekers…
I’ll show you how to cook til dinner is done.
The real man is the one who can thrill you just by kissing your forehead.
– Marilyn Monroe (via maluna)
fuckyeahlost:
thedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: ONN’s exclusive sit-down with Lost producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse reveals that the upcoming season is expected to make Lost fans more irritating than ever.
[theonion.]
I will be the one annoying you
Taylor Momsen Reveals Her Indifference On Haiti,... →
upanddowns:
when asked about the Haiti Disaster she responded with: “Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”
who is this entitled retard and why is she famous?
Woooww.
Native American Zodiac
paul4allseasons:
themarmalade:
carriecupcake:
asideofstache:
magicinmyeyes:
dreamboatcourtney:
cavesoflilith:
This was very interesting…came across it today! I had no clue that the Native Americans followed a different set of Zodiac symbols and meanings…mine is still pretty much spot on. How do you compare?
Otter: Jan 20 - Feb 18
A little quirky, and unorthodox, the Otter is a...
A little powder a little paint make you something you ain’t
– The PickleMan
It was just as our forefathers had envisioned. That one day, people who had been...
– Wyatt Cenac of The Daily Show, on the Jews and African Americans who were protesting against gay marriage in New Jersey. (via alcaniglia) (via thegreg) (via ceallaigh)
Come August, hopefully this is what Natalie,... →
Click the link and check out the sweet 360 degree view.
Ahhh, the New 7 wonders of the world!
I will elaborate more on this later. But for right now the plans are kind of in the works still. Hopefully everything will happen as I intend. Natalie and I possibly convinced Chris to come with us to Peru. Hopefully money won’t be too tight. Since my whole family lives there the actual price of...
Snooki aka Garfield
Harbin Ice and Snow Festival →
China why can’t you be cool like this all the time? You know sans the practically totalitarian government with the big brother is watching you and we will make you disappear if you’re out of order vibe?
WHAATTT THE FUUUCCK IS THIS SHIIIT.
Alright, admittedly after watching the Jersey Shore I saw a clip of this music video playing in the background. Do my eyes deceive me? Do my ears and brain compute?
FUCK NO
“Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots. The ladies loves us when we pour shots, they need an excuse to suck our cocks.” Thanks, but no thanks.
Classy, LMFAO. I think the ladies...
The New York Times says Kesha is "changing the...
lladnekeilatan:
fuckyeahcrit:
Well then, rap is fucked.
That’s not to say that the writer of that article (Jon Caramanica) or the Times is an ultra-credible source for music news and opinion, but let’s be real. Is he talking about the same girl singing about waking up feeling like P. Diddy and brushing her teeth with Jack? Sure, it’s a catchy tune, but that’s all.
Lady Gaga she ain’t. Gaga...